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Valentine’s Day makeup tutorials

By Frankie Hart, February 1 2018 — On Valentine’s Day, it’s important to dress up a little more and put in that extra effort for your partner. When it comes to the finicky beast that is makeup, try any of these looks to remind your beau why they’re spending this day with you. If you’re…

Top five porn searches at U of C

By Frankie Hart, January 24 2018 — Over winter break, the University of Calgary conducted a survey on the student population’s porn viewing habits. University administration stated that learning what piques the interests of students may help for student engagement and advertising purposes. Huh. Well, here are the top five types of pornography watched by…

Horniness outside of Sex Week to be punishable by administration

By Frankie Hart, January 22 2018 — In a controversial move, the University of Calgary administration has declared horniness outside of Sex Week non-academic misconduct. All offenders will face immediate suspension from their classes. “This was important to implement as my first big move as president,” said U of C president Ed McCauley. “It’s time…

Astrological reasons why you should drop this class

By Frankie Hart, January 18 2019 — Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Your professor will announce that since they weren’t supposed to ask for doctor’s notes anymore, if you’re sick, you have to be examined by them personally. Seems like a bit much, but that participation mark will be worth it! Aquarius (Jan. 20…

A reflection on the best memes of 2018

By Frankie Hart, January 9 2019 — As the years go by, internet comedy evolves. Surfing the web, you’re bound to see memes emerge and die on various platforms. As we begin 2019, it’s time to pay respect to memes of yesteryear. The Denny’s take on the moth meme: Yes, this meme originated elsewhere, but…

The Gauntlet staff’s best of 2018

There was too much of 2018 to remember, let alone summarize in an intro. It felt like a century crammed into 365 days. Kanye ranted, weed was legalized, Lebron went Hollywood, every A-lister you can think of released an album and somewhere in there Canada won a few gold medals at the Olympics, which happened. …

How to be the life of the party

By Frankie Hart, November 29 2018 — Have you ever left a party thinking, ‘What kind of impression did I leave? How can I be fun and charismatic? Why is my butt wet?’ Say no more, friend. These tips will help you become a master of parties, the ultimate test of social ability. Bring a…

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