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Bureaucracy delays Ebola apocalypse

By Andrew Kemle, October 16 2014 —

The universe’s department for apocalypse policy and management revealed this week that the planned Ebola apocalypse has been delayed due to bureaucratic paperwork.

“Right now we’re simply swamped with claims and proposals for … Read the rest

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