By Furyal Hussain, March 17 2021—
This year’s St. Patrick’s Day celebrations will definitely be less exciting than in previous years. Places such as Dublin and Boston have reduced the extravagance in their annual parades in an attempt to keep … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, February 15 2020—
CancerJune 21 – July 22
For the past few weeks, you’ve been on the Squishmallow side of TikTok. Whether you’re watching an unboxing video or a Squishmallow hunting vlog, you’ve been absolutely bewitched … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, January 13 2020—
CancerJune 21 – July 22
In late April, you will be a guest on the Dr. Phil show. While filming the episode, you will look into Dr. Phil’s baby blue eyes and realize … Read the rest
By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, December 18 2020 —
SagittariusNovember 23 – December 21
Thinking ahead, you colour code and organize all of your notes by date and importance for your upcoming finals. By the time you’re done, there is only … Read the rest
By Sophie Janos, October 30 2020—
Scorpio:
You’ll spend the night on Tinder looking for a bone. Your desire to get some hallowiener, as always, will outweigh any fear of catching a contagious virus or two.
Sagittarius:
You will have … Read the rest
By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, September 23 2020 —
VirgoAugust 23 – September 22
You have three monitors set up: one for your Zoom lecture, one for your Minecraft game, one for your favourite show. Your focus will still be … Read the rest
By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, September 14 2020 —
Virgo
(August 22 – September 22)
You lost and got back all three of your jobs over the last few months with no vacation time. As school begins again you wonder if … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 13 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
In preparation for your date, you’ll practice your little surprise strip-tease dance only to accidentally slip and knock yourself unconscious.
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
In … Read the rest
By Gillian Darichuk, February 6 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You will feel nostalgic for the cartoons that sexually awakened you. Trying to find animated smut, you will stumble into a brony war, and you won’t be … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ll be perturbed when checking Co–Star to see that its message is simply, “Where are you?” Oh god, you knew it. You’re living in a simulation.
Pisces… Read the rest
