By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, August 3 2022—
Summer sometimes comes with flings and dating, but everyone has their dealbreakers. What stops the signs from being 10/10’s?
LEO
(July 23 – August 21):
They’re a 10 but they get too aggressive when playing musical chairs, even with children around.
VIRGO
(August 22 - September 22):
They’re an eight but have a Pinterest board for their wedding from their teenage years that is non-negotiable.
LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22):
They’re a nine but calls anyone that spends more than three hours with them their bestie.
SCORPIO
(October 23 - November 22):
They’re an 11 but say they’re too pretty to work when you ask them to do the dishes.
SAGITTARIUS
(November 23 - December 21):
They’re an eight but they won’t shut up about their theory of how Minions and American Psycho are in the same universe.
CAPRICORN
(December 22 - January 20):
They’re a seven but can’t stop asking for the three dollars you owe them from your last coffee date.
AQUARIUS
(January 21 - February 19):
They’re an eight but ghost you every two weeks, claiming they’re “finding” themselves.
PISCES
(February 20 - March 20):
They’re a 10 but keep trying to force you into doing things they only want to do.
ARIES
(March 21 - April 20):
They’re a 10 but too absorbed in the task at hand to pay attention to you.
TAURUS
(April 21 - May 20):
They’re a nine but they aren’t ashamed to go out in the dirtiest clothes from their bedroom floor.
GEMINI
(May 21 – June 21):
They’re a seven but sent the same heartfelt message to seven other people.
CANCER
(June 22 – July 22):
They’re a nine but block you when you criticize their coping mechanisms.
This article is part of our humour section.
