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We forecast your future involves snow

By Danielle Leong, November 7 2017 —

 

Scorpio 

(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

You will fall through a mysterious opening in the snow and enter a majestic underground tunnel that leads to the North Pole. Unfortunately, you’ll take a … Read the rest

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Your future looks very, very cold

By Derek Baker, October 31 2017 —

 

Scorpio 

(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

A Christmas song will play on the radio this week. You will deliberately crash your car to make it stop.

 

Sagittarius 

(Nov. 22 – Dec. … Read the rest

BREAKING NEWS: It’s so friggen cold outside

By Derek Baker, October 2 2017 —

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Why do we live in this hellscape??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

The air hurts my face.

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This article is part of our humour … Read the rest

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