Humour
A look ahead at 2015 for UCalgary students
By Melanie Bethune, January 22 2015 —
MacHall construction:
Early plans show that MacHall will be demolished and replaced with a very large hole that leads to nowhere. The very large hole’s bottom is unknown, and its edges are sloped … Read the rest
Top-five ways to start the semester off right
By Melanie Bethune, January 15 2015 —
1. Sleep better: Make sure that your alarm clock is set to the softest and most calming sounds to ease you out of your dreams. We recommend either the noise of two very … Read the rest
Grad postponed due to delayed grades
By Scott Strasser, January 15 2015 —
Fourth-year biochemistry student Mark Woodsworth will have to wait until next fall to graduate, since he hasn’t received his grade for the BCEM 544 final exam he wrote in December.
Woodsworth said he … Read the rest
Obnoxious uncle wrecks Christmas dinner
By Melanie Bethune, January 8, 2015 —
On Dec. 25, fourth-year economics student Thomas Breaker’s great uncle, Murphy Haliburton, shocked his family by smashing the world record for sensitive issues touched on in a single conversation.
The original record of … Read the rest
Geek club meeting ruined by bullies
By Sean Willett, January 8, 2015 —
A recent meeting of the University of Calgary’s Geeks United club was once again cut short by a gang of marauding bullies. Members of the club were subjected to such humiliating bully-techniques as … Read the rest