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Students to power U of C campus by literally Energizing Eyes High in giant hamster wheels

By Derek Baker, September 27 2016 —

Last week, the University of Calgary introduced Energize Eyes High as its strategic motto for the upcoming five years. However, the term “energize” might have a different intention than initially believed.

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MacHall slated for demolition, leaving very large, very dark hole in its place

By Melanie Woods, September 24, 2015 —

The Students’ Union and university administration finally settled their ongoing feud regarding ownership of MacHall. To avoid future disputes, both parties agreed to completely demolish the building and replace it with a very … Read the rest