By Derek Baker, October 31 2017 —
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
A Christmas song will play on the radio this week. You will deliberately crash your car to make it stop.
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, October 2 2017 —
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Why do we live in this hellscape??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
The air hurts my face.
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This article is part of our humour … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, November 20, 2014 —
After three and a half days of autumn, the chilly fingers of winter have tightened their grip around the city. If this is your first winter in Calgary, or if you need a … Read the rest
