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Humour
How to cope when the Wi-Fi conks out
By Derek Baker, March 7 2017 —
Last Friday, March 3 saw the University of Calgary’s wireless networks go down for the majority of the day — again. Frustration mounted as students were unable to connect their devices to Wi-Fi, … Read the rest
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And so it all goes to shit
By Melanie Woods, March 7 2017 —
The Gauntlet elected a new Editor-in-Chief on March 7. By “elected,” of course we mean already forgot about. Of the two candidates, Jason Herring eeked out a narrow victory over Tree in what … Read the rest
Jughead’s take on Riverdale
By Jill Girgulis, March 7 2017 —
This is the story of a boy. Once wholesome and innocent, he is now forever changed by a new CW show.
The boy in question is Archie Andrews. Those familiar with Archie Comics’ … Read the rest
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Your future is dull with your new Students’ Union representatives
By Drew Thomas, March 7 2017 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
You will soon come into a plethora of free food from SU gimmicks. Also, your new SU rep will do absolutely nothing to affect your day-to-day life. … Read the rest
SU general election hacked by Russia
By Scott Strasser, March 7 2017 —
University of Calgary Students’ Union officials are investigating allegations that the 2017 general election was hacked by the Student’s Association of Mount Russia University (SAMRU).
After hours of investigation, members of the SU’s … Read the rest
Trash Dove meme doesn’t reflect millennials’ struggle
By Joie Atejira, February 28 2017 —
The 2017 meme calendar continues to update, with Salt Bae claiming top spot for the month of January. Smart Guy Pointing at His Head and Blinking White Guy were considered February front-runners, but … Read the rest
Family of bears sues SU after forest home demolished to print campaign posters
By Derek Baker, February 28 2017 —
As the 2017 Students’ Union general election begins, any exposed surface on campus is once again plastered with candidates’ posters from floor to ceiling.
However, one family of bears is feeling the negative … Read the rest
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The future is very real and super intense
By Dawn Muenchrath, February 24 2017 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Start a business that manufactures tiny white plastic chairs to match the tiny plastic tables inside pizza boxes. Put your entire life savings into this project because … Read the rest
The eight candidates you can expect to see in this year’s Students’ Union election
By Tina Shaygan, February 14 2017 —
Students’ Union elections bring candidates who swarm classrooms, hand out cookies and cover the walls with poorly designed posters. These people promise things that will literally never happen, like better Wi-Fi and free … Read the rest