By Joie Atejira, March 8 2016 —
It’s the time of the semester when midterms seem like they’ll never end and we’re all wishing for another Reading Break. Unfortunately, that’s never going to happen, so here are a few tips … Read the rest
By Kate Jacobson and Fabian Mayer, March 1 2016 —
The Gauntlet elected a new editor-in-chief and news editor this Tuesday. Both incoming editor-in-chief Melanie Woods and incoming news editor Scott Strasser ran completely unopposed. Despite the organization having absolutely … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, March 1 2016 —
The University of Calgary and its Students’ Union ended their negotiations over the ownership of MacHall on Feb. 26 after deciding to share ownership of the building in a joint custody agreement. The … Read the rest
By Sean Willett, March 1 2016 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
The rabbits on campus will act stranger than normal, congregating in small groups and staring unwaveringly at passing students. You will swear you overheard them shit-talking you.… Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, March 1 2016 —
University will teach you a lot. However, the most critical information you will extract from an undergraduate degree is how to procrastinate effectively. Here are some activities you should probably try before you … Read the rest
By Fabian Mayer, February 23 2016 —
Only a handful of days have passed since the university eliminated e-mail autoforwarding and students across campus are already feeling the impact.
Fourth-year international relations student John Barnes didn’t see an e-mail saying … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, February 23 2016 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
You will wake up tomorrow with presidential candidate Stephan Guscott’s beard. It looks good on you.
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
A terrified-looking man in a … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, February 23 2016 —
The annual Students’ Union election was overcome with scandal this week after officials discovered that one of the vice-president student life candidates was actually university president Elizabeth Cannon in disguise.
Cannon was discovered … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, February 12 2016 —
Not everyone is in a serious romantic relationship. There’s no shame in being single on Valentine’s Day, but if you’re feeling a little lonely, online dating site Fancy Felines is here to help. … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, February 9 2016 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
While swiping through Tinder, you will see an adorable dog. The dog enjoys long walks in the park and napping by the fireplace. He is seven years … Read the rest
