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Very serious horoscopes: love edition

By Dawn Muenchrath, February 12 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

If the sorry state of your love life has left you feeling disheartened, consider taking a long walk this evening to do some serious reflection. When you … Read the rest

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SU to host orgy for students in MacHall

By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —

In addition to the usual workshops offered during Sex Week, the University of Calgary Students’ Union will host a communal orgy for all students and faculty. Officially called the “MacHall Bacchanal Sex Ball,” … Read the rest

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Very serious horoscopes

By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You will soon discover that strip Settlers of Catan is a real thing and within 24 hours you’ll be naked in your office attempting to barter three … Read the rest

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What does your future hold?

By Melanie Bethune, January 29 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

The warm weather is a sign that the Fire Overlords are gaining strength. Fortify your home, protect your loved ones and stock up on deodorant and iced … Read the rest

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