Jill Girgulis, May 24 2016 —
Gemini
(May 21 – June 20)
Enraged at the fact that The Angry Birds Movie is allowed to exist, you will work tirelessly to overthrow the capitalist bourgeoisie and ensure this never happens again.… Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, May 17 2016 —
There was only one question on everyone’s minds as the world awaited the much-hyped Captain America: Civil War — are you #TeamVisionSweaters or #TeamCapBiceps?
Directors Joe and Anthony Russo prove that brotherly love … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, May 17 2016 —
Taurus
(April 20 – May 20)
You will reignite Alberta’s economy when you spend an unimaginable amount of money at the Banff candy store, despite promising yourself you’d only purchase a single block … Read the rest
Join Sean, Melanie and Jason as they boldly venture in the the rural Albertan world of the “ferdaboys,” and learn what it really means to wheel, snipe and celly. Be warned: you may not like what they find.
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By Derek Baker, May 10 2016 —
Operation of MacHall remains in the hands of the Students’ Union after a court hearing made as little progress as mediation. The SU sought an injunction to maintain control of the student centre … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, May 10 2016 —
Exams wrapped up a few weeks ago, but that didn’t stop one student from feeling the effects of the notorious red dot.
Third-year health sciences major Tina Lang experienced minor cardiac arrest on … Read the rest
Sean, Melanie and Jason develop an intimate, one-on-one course where the student must become the teacher. With absolutely no deadly twists, we promise. Also: Sean makes way too many Dune references, Melanie demands blood and Jason teaches us how to … Read the rest
Sean, Melanie and Jason attempt to teach people how to be normal adults using a terrifying reality show-esque terror mansion. Also: Sean admits to accidental chemical warfare, Melanie argues that sex is also for children and Jason inquires about the … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, April 5 2016 —
The University of Calgary turns 50 this year. While administration will host a multitude of anniversary themed events and activities throughout the year, that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate half a century of … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, April 5 2016 —
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
You will crowd surf at the BSD beer gardens. The crowd will be so large and dense that they’ll take you all the way to Shawnessey.
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