By Derek Baker, March 14 2017 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
You will accidentally leave the heating pad on your bed plugged in all day. Alongside the obvious fire hazard, you will burn your ass when you … Read the rest
By Drew Thomas, March 14 2017 —
Though the jury is still out on whether it’ll be zombies, aliens or a nuclear winter resulting from United States president Donald Trump’s hand hovering over the missile “launch” button, one thing is … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, March 7 2017 —
Last Friday, March 3 saw the University of Calgary’s wireless networks go down for the majority of the day — again. Frustration mounted as students were unable to connect their devices to Wi-Fi, … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, March 7 2017 —
The Gauntlet elected a new Editor-in-Chief on March 7. By “elected,” of course we mean already forgot about. Of the two candidates, Jason Herring eeked out a narrow victory over Tree in what … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, March 7 2017 —
This is the story of a boy. Once wholesome and innocent, he is now forever changed by a new CW show.
The boy in question is Archie Andrews. Those familiar with Archie Comics’ … Read the rest
By Drew Thomas, March 7 2017 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
You will soon come into a plethora of free food from SU gimmicks. Also, your new SU rep will do absolutely nothing to affect your day-to-day life. … Read the rest
By Scott Strasser, March 7 2017 —
University of Calgary Students’ Union officials are investigating allegations that the 2017 general election was hacked by the Student’s Association of Mount Russia University (SAMRU).
After hours of investigation, members of the SU’s … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, February 28 2017 —
The 2017 meme calendar continues to update, with Salt Bae claiming top spot for the month of January. Smart Guy Pointing at His Head and Blinking White Guy were considered February front-runners, but … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, February 28 2017 —
As the 2017 Students’ Union general election begins, any exposed surface on campus is once again plastered with candidates’ posters from floor to ceiling.
However, one family of bears is feeling the negative … Read the rest
