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Top-10 ways to prepare eggs

By Melanie Woods, March 5 2015 —

1. Scramble them with some cheese and bell peppers.

2. Get together with a group of vagabonds and throw them at a political leader’s home, streaking his beautiful paned windows with the slick … Read the rest

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Very serious old timey hornoscopes

By Sean Willett, February 26 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

When you wake up one morning from unsettling dreams, you will find yourself changed in your bed into a monstrous vermin.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) … Read the rest

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English professor laces novels with cocaine

By Melanie Woods, February 26 2015 —

Full-time English students often have to read two or three novels a week. Add jobs, extracurriculars and other classwork, and many students resort to shortcuts to bypass reading the actual novel.

Professor John … Read the rest

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Student in residence changes cooking forever

By Melanie Bethune, February 12 2015 —

Dining options for students in residence have never been ideal. From the monotonous dining centre menu to the warm allure of Kraft Dinner, students without full kitchens are left with little room for … Read the rest

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Haskayne Monopoly game turns sour

By Derek Baker, February 12 2015 —

The Haskayne School of Business is expecting faculty layoffs after a heated game of Monopoly turned violent last week.

The chairs of various departments in Haskayne host a board games night every Wednesday. … Read the rest

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