Humour
Top-10 ways to prepare eggs
By Melanie Woods, March 5 2015 —
1. Scramble them with some cheese and bell peppers.
2. Get together with a group of vagabonds and throw them at a political leader’s home, streaking his beautiful paned windows with the slick … Read the rest
The future is real, and we know everything about it
By Kate Jacobson, March 5 2015 —
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
In a Freaky Friday series of events, you will wake up in the body of Michael Cera. There will be no going back. This is your … Read the rest
Very serious old timey hornoscopes
By Sean Willett, February 26 2015 —
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
When you wake up one morning from unsettling dreams, you will find yourself changed in your bed into a monstrous vermin.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) … Read the rest
English professor laces novels with cocaine
By Melanie Woods, February 26 2015 —
Full-time English students often have to read two or three novels a week. Add jobs, extracurriculars and other classwork, and many students resort to shortcuts to bypass reading the actual novel.
Professor John … Read the rest
