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Student in residence changes cooking forever

By Melanie Bethune, February 12 2015 —

Dining options for students in residence have never been ideal. From the monotonous dining centre menu to the warm allure of Kraft Dinner, students without full kitchens are left with little room for … Read the rest

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Haskayne Monopoly game turns sour

By Derek Baker, February 12 2015 —

The Haskayne School of Business is expecting faculty layoffs after a heated game of Monopoly turned violent last week.

The chairs of various departments in Haskayne host a board games night every Wednesday. … Read the rest

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Very serious horoscopes: love edition

By Dawn Muenchrath, February 12 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

If the sorry state of your love life has left you feeling disheartened, consider taking a long walk this evening to do some serious reflection. When you … Read the rest

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SU to host orgy for students in MacHall

By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —

In addition to the usual workshops offered during Sex Week, the University of Calgary Students’ Union will host a communal orgy for all students and faculty. Officially called the “MacHall Bacchanal Sex Ball,” … Read the rest

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Very serious horoscopes

By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You will soon discover that strip Settlers of Catan is a real thing and within 24 hours you’ll be naked in your office attempting to barter three … Read the rest

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What does your future hold?

By Melanie Bethune, January 29 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

The warm weather is a sign that the Fire Overlords are gaining strength. Fortify your home, protect your loved ones and stock up on deodorant and iced … Read the rest

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