Humour
New course pack literally costs firstborn child
By Melanie Bethune, September 18 2014 —
Students registered in Statistics 361 this semester received a shocking blow to their futures when they discovered exactly how much the required course materials cost.
The required course pack, comprised of a single … Read the rest
Calgary Sun makes quality picker-upper
By Andrew Kemle, September 18 2014 —
The Calgary Sun recently placed second in Macleans’ annual ranking of paper used to pick up dog shit, losing the coveted first place prize to bundles of Safeway coupons.
“Though we’re disappointed that … Read the rest
Company releases must-have new thing
By Melanie Bethune, September 11 2014 —
The world is still reeling in excitement after a major company announced this week the release of a new thing that is just like the things you already own, only better.
“Today we’re … Read the rest
