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Very real astrological predictions

By Matty Hume, February 28 2018 —

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Ahh, the fish month. You’ll be the first person on earth to actually buy a Filet-O-Fish from McDonald’s.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Ram rhymes with … Read the rest


What does your May long weekend have in store?

By Derek Baker, May 17 2016 — 


(April 20 – May 20)

You will reignite Alberta’s economy when you spend an unimaginable amount of money at the Banff candy store, despite promising yourself you’d only purchase a single block … Read the rest


Very serious horoscopes: love edition

By Dawn Muenchrath, February 12 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

If the sorry state of your love life has left you feeling disheartened, consider taking a long walk this evening to do some serious reflection. When you … Read the rest


Very serious horoscopes

By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You will soon discover that strip Settlers of Catan is a real thing and within 24 hours you’ll be naked in your office attempting to barter three … Read the rest

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