By Joie Atejira, March 6 2018 —
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Asking for everyone’s notes and frantically searching Wikipedia for answers won’t help you prepare for your discussion-based class — only prayers can now. Bless up.
Aries … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, February 14 2018 —
In an edgy attempt to give the middle finger to our capitalist overlords, third-year sociology major Patricia Sloane is adamant about celebrating Valentine’s Day in a nontraditional way this year.
“It’s a ridiculous … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, November 3 2017 —
Only a few weeks after a scandalous incident at the University of Calgary in which a student’s laptop started blasting porn during a lecture, it has been confirmed that the disgraced student has … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, October 24 2017 —
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
It’s your time of the year! We all know you’re going to start wearing less and going out more — just don’t start stripping in class.… Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, October 3 2017 —
Almost 200 years after Frankenstein was published, Haifaa al-Mansour presents Mary Shelley, a biopic about the renowned author’s teenage years leading up to the completion of her most famous novel. The film screened … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, October 3 2017 —
Libra
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Though you’re not a fan of horror movies or clowns, an impromptu viewing of the new It film will stir a clown fetish deep inside of … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, September 19 2017 —
Getting lost on campus as a confused first-year is nothing new. However, one University of Calgary freshman, who requested to remain anonymous due to the possible ridicule and shame, has not been able … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, February 28 2017 —
The 2017 meme calendar continues to update, with Salt Bae claiming top spot for the month of January. Smart Guy Pointing at His Head and Blinking White Guy were considered February front-runners, but … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, February 14 2017 —
As reading week approaches, University of Calgary students are pumped to finally have a whole week off to relax and run away from their responsibilities with only a slight tinge of guilt.
However, … Read the rest
By Joie Atejira, February 7 2017 —
A Valentine’s gift — in this economy? Impossible. Resist this absurdly commercial and totally unnecessary holiday with some easy, personalized presents for that special someone. Thankfully, these are appropriate for the even the … Read the rest
