FLOWCHART: What will your family fight about this holiday?
By Gurman Sahota, November 28 2018 —… Read the rest
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Where do bugs go in the winter?
By Matty Hume, November 27 2018 —
When the days grow shorter and winds grow chillier, Canadians find winter solace in a single seasonal advantage: no more bugs. But where do all the creepy-crawlies go during the frosty months? Tibby … Read the rest
Your future be like that sometimes
By Derek Baker, November 26 2018 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You’ll accidentally screenshot a Snapchat story of your junior high ex’s wild night out. You have not talked to them in at least seven years. It be … Read the rest
How to convince yourself you’re just about to study for finals
By Frankie Hart, November 23 2018 —
Stuck in a rut? Procrastinating the day away? Watching a show that you’re barely paying attention to because you’re simultaneously scrolling through social media on your phone, which you are also barely paying … Read the rest
School of Engineering needs more money
By David Stewart, November 23 2018 —
In an announcement that shocked no one, the Schulich School of Engineering has demanded more money. These demands were made by high chief of engineering Paula Pinklodgings.
“I really think some extra funding … Read the rest
Local drug dealers call for support in wake of legalization
By Thomas Johnson, November 22 2018 —
Since the legalization of cannabis on Oct. 17, Canadians have been purchasing their leafy greens straight from the government. But a number of small business owners are speaking out, saying business has dried … Read the rest
The rippling pectoral muscles of Jason Momoa’s Aquaman embody the true meaning of Christmas
By Evan Lewis, November 21 2018 —
For some, the holiday season still carries the same meaning it did centuries ago: celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. The gifts under the Christmas tree are symbolic of the gift of a … Read the rest
What fate will befall you in this episode of the Treehouse of Horrorscopes?
By Matty Hume and Jason Herring, November 12 2018 —
Halloween has come and gone, but daily reality is the true source of fear. Here’s what your reading week has in store:
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Whoops! Your … Read the rest
Our horoscopes know how ready you are for midterms
By Riley Martens, November 9 2018 —
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
While studying, you will inadvertently set a new world record for the most amount of emails sent in one night. In a last-minute, half-assed attempt to save … Read the rest
MyUofC’s mobile experience revealed to be bubble wrap simulator
By Mickail Hendi, November 9 2018 —
From the dawn of humankind, we’ve waited for myUofC’s promised mobile experience. For a while it felt like all you could actually do on the mobile experience was leave it. But now, myUofC … Read the rest