Humour
Student incompetent at pipetting
By Susan Anderson, October 23 2014 —
On Tuesday, Oct. 21, second-year chemistry major Jason Lampman broke all sense of laboratory decency when he pipetted his 6 mol sodium hydroxide by mouth.
Lang is currently in a coma at Foothills … Read the rest
Noted pumpkin spice hater seen with latte
By Melanie Bethune, October 16 2014 —
Fifth-year geology major Arthur Langley, also known as that one guy on your Twitter feed who won’t stop complaining about pumpkin spice, was spotted last week leaving the MacHall Starbucks with the infamous … Read the rest
Bureaucracy delays Ebola apocalypse
By Andrew Kemle, October 16 2014 —
The universe’s department for apocalypse policy and management revealed this week that the planned Ebola apocalypse has been delayed due to bureaucratic paperwork.
“Right now we’re simply swamped with claims and proposals for … Read the rest