By Derek Baker and Tina Shaygan, October 10 2017 —
The Oct. 10 meeting of the Students’ Legislative Council included a report from senate representative Alisha Gordon on the Oct. 5 meeting of the University of Calgary senate.
Gordon said … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, October 10 2017 —
The laboratory component can be both the most fun and stressful part of a science class. The practical applications you learn in lab can be more useful than most of the stuff taught … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, October 10 2017 —
Libra
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Your professor will spend the majority of every single lecture trying to get the computer to hook up to the projector. You paid $500 for this.
By Derek Baker, October 3 2017 —
Some student researchers in the University of Calgary’s plant biology program have been pursuing a slightly different form of higher education. After receiving an anonymous tip — and observing smokey haze emanating from … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, October 2 2017 —
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Why do we live in this hellscape??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
The air hurts my face.
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This article is part of our humour … Read the rest
September 26, 2017 —
Calgarians are heading to the polls on Oct. 16 to vote in this year’s municipal election. Citizens will cast votes for candidates they’d like to see as their mayor, Ward councillors and school board trustees. This … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 26 2017 —
Libra
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You will stumble upon a neon green pumpkin at the store and bring it home to make pumpkin pie. This pumpkin was radioactive and you now … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 15 2017 —
Nothing short of a miracle occurred at 7:58 a.m. this Friday morning in a SOCI 201 lecture. First-year open studies student Travis Thorne — last seen downing a sixth pitcher of pissly Molson … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 11 2017 —
Virgo
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
In an effort to appear “hip” and “with it,” your professor’s PowerPoint notes will be filled exclusively with emojis and text speak. The mitochondria is the 💡🏠 … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 7 2017 —
Virgo
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
In an effort to save money when buying food on campus, you will start eating your Tim Hortons cup after finishing whatever caffeinated drink was in it. … Read the rest
