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‘Tis the season for the future

By Melanie Woods, December 1 2015 —

 

Sagittarius 

(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Your significant other will purchase you a knock-off Minions bodypillow for the holidays. Your “goggle-wearing villain assistant” will keep you warm during the dark, cold nights.… Read the rest

Obnoxious uncle wrecks Christmas dinner

By Melanie Bethune, January 8, 2015 —

On Dec. 25, fourth-year economics student Thomas Breaker’s great uncle, Murphy Haliburton, shocked his family by smashing the world record for sensitive issues touched on in a single conversation.

The original record of … Read the rest

Deck your iPod with the kitschiest Christmas tunes

By Melanie Bethune, December 4 2014 —

We’ve all heard “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” and “Santa Claus is Coming To Town” enough this holiday season, so you might be looking to shake up your Christmas playlist. Thankfully, Christmas … Read the rest

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