By Melanie Woods, November 24 2015 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
While wandering around the basement of the admin building, you will come across a basket of golden retriever puppies, but Jim Dinning will prevent you from rescueing … Read the rest
By Simran Kaler, November 17 2015 —
Scorpio
(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
If you come across a ladder, climb one step and there will be chocolate in your future. Climb three steps and there will be nuts in your … Read the rest
By Gheenl Miguel, November 3 2015 —
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
The planetary alignment of Venus and Mars will impact transportation around the world this week. Be extra cautious of roller blades, hot dog stands and hamster balls.… Read the rest
By Derek Baker, October 27 2015 —
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
A strange chill will send shivers down your spine and you will feel an unearthly being’s presence. As you turn around, you will see a ghost … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, October 13 2015 —
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You will read James Joyce’s Ulysses backwards on a dare from a friend and discover it’s actually the story of a sad, confused dog.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, October 6 2015 –
Libra
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You will wake up one morning to find that the Taylor family purchased the souls of every student at the University of Calgary. You are now Taylor … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, September 29, 2015 —
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) When you order your favourite Pumpkin Spice Latte, you will accidentally order a Spicy Pumpkin Latte, the spiciest and vilest of all the lattes. It will burn … Read the rest
By Clara Sadler, September 24, 2015 —
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) You will be drafted into the Skeleton War. After you die, your bones will rise from the grave to fight for a cause they truly believe in.… Read the rest
By Wei Shen Tan, September 17 2015 —
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Tomorrow morning you will be faced with the harrowing dilemma of wearing a t-shirt with a bedazzled grumpy cat or a tiger-striped sweater with the word … Read the rest
By Jason Herring, September 10 2015 —
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) You will get unreasonably angry when your favourite Vietnamese sub restaurant raises their prices by 50 cents.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You will get trapped … Read the rest