By Kristy Koehler, February 27 2019 —
Ah, Denny’s. The late-night haunt of drunk people and starving students and the early-morning refuge of senior citizens and hangover sufferers. Nothing cures a night of puking up a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice … Read the rest
By Beejal Parekh, February 14 2019 —
Denial:
Your phone buzzes. It’s probably Mom. Or maybe it’s a useless group project member with a thinly veiled excuse for why they haven’t completed their portion of the assignment. Oh shit, it’s … Read the rest
By Aneeka Sandhu, February 9 2019 —
Dating is hard. It’s even harder when you’re at university struggling to stay awake for a whole lecture, let alone trying to meet new people. This is why a growing number of students … Read the rest
By Calum Robertson, February 8 2018 —
Move over Mayans — the avian apocalypse is now. Don’t believe me? The signs of our last days on Earth are abundant. Haven’t you seen the increasing numbers of aggressive seagulls on campus? … Read the rest
By Anika Zaman, February 8 2018 —
Last Tuesday, the federal government released a new breathalyzer test determining the ‘chillness’ of police officers. Since then, police departments across the country have been trying to cope with this sudden policy change. … Read the rest
By Amal Asiff and Kristine Quong, January 28 2018 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Feeling inspired by Ariana Grande, you will flip through dates from Tinder this month by swiping right on every profile you see. Thank u, … Read the rest
By Evan Lewis, January 25 2018 —
In recent weeks, a new trend has swept across the University of Calgary campus as students experiment with auto-erotic lava lamp usage. This unique form of self-pleasure originated in Great Britain in the … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 24 2018 —
Over winter break, the University of Calgary conducted a survey on the student population’s porn viewing habits. University administration stated that learning what piques the interests of students may help for student engagement … Read the rest
By Lady Marmalade, January 23 2019 —
In 2017, Lady Marmalade scoped out the top best 10 spots on campus for getting your mid-semester bang on. Since then, she’s been on the prowl to find more sneaky sexy spots to … Read the rest
