By Amal Asiff and Kristine Quong, January 28 2018 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Feeling inspired by Ariana Grande, you will flip through dates from Tinder this month by swiping right on every profile you see. Thank u, … Read the rest
By Evan Lewis, January 25 2018 —
In recent weeks, a new trend has swept across the University of Calgary campus as students experiment with auto-erotic lava lamp usage. This unique form of self-pleasure originated in Great Britain in the … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 24 2018 —
Over winter break, the University of Calgary conducted a survey on the student population’s porn viewing habits. University administration stated that learning what piques the interests of students may help for student engagement … Read the rest
By Lady Marmalade, January 23 2019 —
In 2017, Lady Marmalade scoped out the top best 10 spots on campus for getting your mid-semester bang on. Since then, she’s been on the prowl to find more sneaky sexy spots to … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2018 —
In a controversial move, the University of Calgary administration has declared horniness outside of Sex Week non-academic misconduct. All offenders will face immediate suspension from their classes.
“This was important to implement as … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 18 2019 —
On Dec. 29, 2018 at precisely 12:21 a.m., I texted my friend to let her know that I re-downloaded the 2014 smash hit mobile game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. After the download, I was … Read the rest
By Calum Robertson, January 18 2019 —
Now that Elizabeth Cannon has left behind her storied career as president of the University of Calgary, whatever shall she do to occupy her time? Here are our five best guesses:
1. Haunt … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, November 29 2018 —
Have you ever left a party thinking, ‘What kind of impression did I leave? How can I be fun and charismatic? Why is my butt wet?’ Say no more, friend. These tips will … Read the rest
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By Matty Hume, November 27 2018 —
When the days grow shorter and winds grow chillier, Canadians find winter solace in a single seasonal advantage: no more bugs. But where do all the creepy-crawlies go during the frosty months? Tibby … Read the rest
