By Derek Baker, January 19 2016 —
I will eat better: Apparently, french-fries smothered in gravy and cheese aren’t considered “healthy.” This year, instead of indulging in fat-loaded meals from MacHall, consider waking up a little bit earlier to pack … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, January 19 2016 —
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You will be approached by a stranger in gold who will fuck you over and give you a cold.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
While … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, January 19 2016 —
Now that the new semester is underway, study spaces fill up at an alarming rate. Unless you want to sit on an uncomfortable wicker cube for eight hours, the TFDL is no use. … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, January 12 2015 —
After an eventful 2015 on campus, we’re all keen to see what 2016 brings. A new year often means a chance for people to make resolutions about things they want to change in … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, December 1 2015 —
It’s that time of year again — the snow is falling, your relatives are calling and, most importantly, Christmas carols are playing on every radio station. To combat the incessant holiday spirit, I … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, December 1 2015 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Your significant other will purchase you a knock-off Minions bodypillow for the holidays. Your “goggle-wearing villain assistant” will keep you warm during the dark, cold nights.… Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, December 1 2015 —
‘Tis the season for giving — giving someone a piece of your mind, that is. But instead of airing your grievances with the Grinches in your life, try giving them subtle hints through … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, December 1 2015 —
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, because it’s apparently so good it skips the first three, is a purported space opera from the mind of director and screenwriter George Lucas, also known … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, December 1 2015 —
The end of the semester means the end of classes, but it also means the start of finals. To help you succeed, we compiled a list of five essential items to bring into … Read the rest
