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Grad postponed due to delayed grades

By Scott Strasser, January 15 2015 —

Fourth-year biochemistry student Mark Woodsworth will have to wait until next fall to graduate, since he hasn’t received his grade for the BCEM 544 final exam he wrote in December.

Woodsworth said he … Read the rest

Obnoxious uncle wrecks Christmas dinner

By Melanie Bethune, January 8, 2015 —

On Dec. 25, fourth-year economics student Thomas Breaker’s great uncle, Murphy Haliburton, shocked his family by smashing the world record for sensitive issues touched on in a single conversation.

The original record of … Read the rest

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Very serious horoscopes

By Melanie Bethune, November 27 2014 —

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) Or should we say, “swagittarius.” Take a break, relax and listen to the swaggy sounds of Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me.”

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) Have … Read the rest

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Door holding regulations to be introduced

By Fabian Mayer, November 27 2014 — 

The University of Calgary is planning to introduce guidelines governing door etiquette after a student was involved in an accident she claims was caused by excessive door holding.

“I was on my way … Read the rest

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Tips for surviving a Calgary winter

By Derek Baker, November 20, 2014 —

After three and a half days of autumn, the chilly fingers of winter have tightened their grip around the city. If this is your first winter in Calgary, or if you need a … Read the rest

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What do the stars have in store for you?

By Dawn Muenchrath, November 6, 2014 —

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) After binge watching fashion TV, you will be inspired to try a new look. In time, you will come to your senses.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. … Read the rest

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Top-six scariest Halloween costumes

By Melanie Bethune, October 30 2014 —

Whether you’re looking for a last-minute solution or you’re already planning ahead for next year, odds are you’ll want to show off your scariest costume at your next Halloween party or maybe you … Read the rest

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