By Melanie Woods, February 26 2015 —
Full-time English students often have to read two or three novels a week. Add jobs, extracurriculars and other classwork, and many students resort to shortcuts to bypass reading the actual novel.
Professor John … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 12 2015 —
Dining options for students in residence have never been ideal. From the monotonous dining centre menu to the warm allure of Kraft Dinner, students without full kitchens are left with little room for … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, February 12 2015 —
The Haskayne School of Business is expecting faculty layoffs after a heated game of Monopoly turned violent last week.
The chairs of various departments in Haskayne host a board games night every Wednesday. … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —
In addition to the usual workshops offered during Sex Week, the University of Calgary Students’ Union will host a communal orgy for all students and faculty. Officially called the “MacHall Bacchanal Sex Ball,” … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You will soon discover that strip Settlers of Catan is a real thing and within 24 hours you’ll be naked in your office attempting to barter three … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, January 22 2015 —
MacHall construction:
Early plans show that MacHall will be demolished and replaced with a very large hole that leads to nowhere. The very large hole’s bottom is unknown, and its edges are sloped … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, January 15 2015 —
1. Sleep better: Make sure that your alarm clock is set to the softest and most calming sounds to ease you out of your dreams. We recommend either the noise of two very … Read the rest
By Scott Strasser, January 15 2015 —
Fourth-year biochemistry student Mark Woodsworth will have to wait until next fall to graduate, since he hasn’t received his grade for the BCEM 544 final exam he wrote in December.
Woodsworth said he … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, January 8, 2015 —
On Dec. 25, fourth-year economics student Thomas Breaker’s great uncle, Murphy Haliburton, shocked his family by smashing the world record for sensitive issues touched on in a single conversation.
The original record of … Read the rest
By Sean Willett, January 8, 2015 —
A recent meeting of the University of Calgary’s Geeks United club was once again cut short by a gang of marauding bullies. Members of the club were subjected to such humiliating bully-techniques as … Read the rest
