By Derek Baker, April 27 2017 —
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
Since every day is summer during your summer class, the whole class will break out in song, singing High School Musical 2’s “What Time Is It,” at … Read the rest
By Drew Thomas, March 28 2017 —
It’s almost the beginning of April and you haven’t even started looking for a summer job. We feel you. With your peers and Facebook-acquaintances-who-you’d-like-to-lifeswap-with-and-never-change-back prepping for life-changing internships or spectacular travel in the … Read the rest
By Josh Perlette, June 7 2016 —
Gemini
(May 21 – June 20)
While in an elevator, Game of Thrones star Kristian Nairn will stare you down with his beady eyes and tell you to fuck off as he presses … Read the rest
Jill Girgulis, May 24 2016 —
Gemini
(May 21 – June 20)
Enraged at the fact that The Angry Birds Movie is allowed to exist, you will work tirelessly to overthrow the capitalist bourgeoisie and ensure this never happens again.… Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, April 5 2016 —
Since university keeps us busy for eight months each year, we all look forward to those coveted four summer months of freedom. Most students have big plans for their time off, but whether … Read the rest
