Humour
Horoscopes: What will you do with your Easter egg?
By Daniel Hart and Frankie Hart, March 1 2019 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
You stuck to your resolution of getting in shape! While on a run, you’ll discover some eggs in a nearby park. You’ll bring them … Read the rest
Haskayne student lemonade stand to replace Pita on the Run
By Frankie Hart, February 28 2019 —
After months of stagnation, the Students’ Union announced the opening of the Sour Boyz lemonade stand in place of now defunct MacHall food vendor Pita on the Run. The business was spearheaded by … Read the rest
A Gauntlet night at Denny’s
By Kristy Koehler, February 27 2019 —
Ah, Denny’s. The late-night haunt of drunk people and starving students and the early-morning refuge of senior citizens and hangover sufferers. Nothing cures a night of puking up a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice … Read the rest
Your food horoscope is comin’ in fast
By Riley Martens, February 16 2019 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Hankering for a midterm study sesh snack, you’ll head to the nearest fast-food chain. Walking into that McDonald’s will be a regrettable choice. Plastic cheese will be … Read the rest
Students catch wind of secret, exclusive water park on second floor of Science B
By Derek Baker, February 15 2019 —
The torrent of water spewing from the ceiling of Science B last week made a splash in campus news. Students understandably found humour in their campus falling apart, much like themselves.
However, the … Read the rest
Quiz: How much do you know about sex?
By Frankie Hart, February 15 2019 —
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The five stages of grief when your ex messages you
By Beejal Parekh, February 14 2019 —
Denial:
Your phone buzzes. It’s probably Mom. Or maybe it’s a useless group project member with a thinly veiled excuse for why they haven’t completed their portion of the assignment. Oh shit, it’s … Read the rest
An anti-social guide to sexting
By Aneeka Sandhu, February 9 2019 —
Dating is hard. It’s even harder when you’re at university struggling to stay awake for a whole lecture, let alone trying to meet new people. This is why a growing number of students … Read the rest
Four reasons why the campus seagulls are the bringers of the end times
By Calum Robertson, February 8 2018 —
Move over Mayans — the avian apocalypse is now. Don’t believe me? The signs of our last days on Earth are abundant. Haven’t you seen the increasing numbers of aggressive seagulls on campus? … Read the rest