By Derek Baker, June 7 2016 —
The University of Calgary has discovered the origin of the attack that recently disrupted the university’s servers. First-year computer science student Dexter Trojan created malware that affected the U of C’s networks.
Sitting … Read the rest
By Josh Perlette, June 7 2016 —
Gemini
(May 21 – June 20)
While in an elevator, Game of Thrones star Kristian Nairn will stare you down with his beady eyes and tell you to fuck off as he presses … Read the rest
This is a weird one. We ostensibly make a course by the end of it, but mainly we just end up talking about Bee Movie and Bee Movie fan fiction. Sorry about that. Also: Sean starts an egg-themed spinoff podcast, … Read the rest
By Bryan Moxon, May 31 2016 —
After years of speculation over its existence, fourth-year urban studies student Percy Pear discovered a perfectly pristine university washroom last week.
“I was walking to campus one morning when I was struck in … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, May 31 2016 —
The summer job hunt for students has been dismal. In the current state of the economy, only a lucky few have been able to find positions related to their degree. If you are … Read the rest
By Emily Macphail, May 31 2016 —
Many university students will walk the stage this week, concluding their degree. Though it is definitely a day worth celebrating, the ceremony can be quite boring. Here are 10 tips in making the … Read the rest
By Josh Perlette, May 24 2016 —
A recent survey found that the majority of University of Calgary students believe the new Taylor Institute for Teaching and Learning (TITL) is the best place to get to second base on campus. … Read the rest
Jill Girgulis, May 24 2016 —
Gemini
(May 21 – June 20)
Enraged at the fact that The Angry Birds Movie is allowed to exist, you will work tirelessly to overthrow the capitalist bourgeoisie and ensure this never happens again.… Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, May 17 2016 —
There was only one question on everyone’s minds as the world awaited the much-hyped Captain America: Civil War — are you #TeamVisionSweaters or #TeamCapBiceps?
Directors Joe and Anthony Russo prove that brotherly love … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, May 17 2016 —
Taurus
(April 20 – May 20)
You will reignite Alberta’s economy when you spend an unimaginable amount of money at the Banff candy store, despite promising yourself you’d only purchase a single block … Read the rest
