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Very grown up horoscopes
By Melanie Woods, March 19 2015 —
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Start searching for a job. The process of continuous failure will be oddly cathartic.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Worry more. Sleep less.
Taurus (April 20 … Read the rest
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Politics decided by Super Smash Brothers
By Melanie Woods, March 19 2015 —
In light of the recent criticism of Alberta Premier Jim Prentice, an investigation has been launched into his leadership.
A team of researchers, led by political analyst Garth King, discovered that Prentice didn’t … Read the rest
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Science B bake sales sling dope goods
By Fabian Mayer, March 12 2015 —
A Gauntlet investigation has revealed that the majority of the bake sales held in Science B have been selling goods that contain marijuana and other mind-altering drugs.
Eating cakes or brownies made with … Read the rest
