By Melanie Woods, October 6 2015 –
Libra
(Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You will wake up one morning to find that the Taylor family purchased the souls of every student at the University of Calgary. You are now Taylor … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, October 6 2015 –
As a university student, you probably struggle to take care of yourself. However, that doesn’t mean your incompetence should be limited to just one creature. If you’re looking to add love back into … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, October 6 2015 –
In honour of the upcoming Thanksgiving weekend, we compiled a list of what we’re most grateful for.
Thank you, TFDL, for restricting hot food in the group workrooms. I guess I’ll just tell … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, September 29, 2015 —
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) When you order your favourite Pumpkin Spice Latte, you will accidentally order a Spicy Pumpkin Latte, the spiciest and vilest of all the lattes. It will burn … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, September 29 2015 —
Despite rumours of Calgary submitting a bid for the 2026 Winter Olympics, city council recently announced their plan to host an alternative marquee event. While taxpayers are surely disappointed, they can take comfort … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, September 24, 2015 —
The Students’ Union and university administration finally settled their ongoing feud regarding ownership of MacHall. To avoid future disputes, both parties agreed to completely demolish the building and replace it with a very … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 24 2015 —
Congested hallways are a common problem at the University of Calgary as students travel between classes. Sometimes your commute is doubled just by the number of people around. Here are a few revolutionary … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, September 17 2015 —
With only two weeks of university classes completed, many first-year students are already describing themselves as “experts” in their respective fields. Dozens of self-proclaimed doctors, engineers and others now offer their services on … Read the rest
By Jill Girgulis, September 17 2015 —
Every program has a lengthy list of requirements you should obey if you have any hope of finishing your degree in a reasonable amount of time. This is university — you don’t exactly … Read the rest
By Wei Shen Tan, September 17 2015 —
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Tomorrow morning you will be faced with the harrowing dilemma of wearing a t-shirt with a bedazzled grumpy cat or a tiger-striped sweater with the word … Read the rest