Quiz: How much do you know about sex?
By Frankie Hart, February 15 2019 —
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Valentine’s Day makeup tutorials
By Frankie Hart, February 1 2018 —
On Valentine’s Day, it’s important to dress up a little more and put in that extra effort for your partner. When it comes to the finicky beast that is makeup, try any of … Read the rest
Top five porn searches at U of C
By Frankie Hart, January 24 2018 —
Over winter break, the University of Calgary conducted a survey on the student population’s porn viewing habits. University administration stated that learning what piques the interests of students may help for student engagement … Read the rest
Horniness outside of Sex Week to be punishable by administration
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2018 —
In a controversial move, the University of Calgary administration has declared horniness outside of Sex Week non-academic misconduct. All offenders will face immediate suspension from their classes.
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Things about playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood in 2019
By Frankie Hart, January 18 2019 —
On Dec. 29, 2018 at precisely 12:21 a.m., I texted my friend to let her know that I re-downloaded the 2014 smash hit mobile game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. After the download, I was … Read the rest
Astrological reasons why you should drop this class
By Frankie Hart, January 18 2019 —
Capricorn
(Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Your professor will announce that since they weren’t supposed to ask for doctor’s notes anymore, if you’re sick, you have to be examined by them personally. Seems … Read the rest
A reflection on the best memes of 2018
By Frankie Hart, January 9 2019 —
As the years go by, internet comedy evolves. Surfing the web, you’re bound to see memes emerge and die on various platforms. As we begin 2019, it’s time to pay respect to memes … Read the rest
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The Gauntlet staff’s best of 2018
There was too much of 2018 to remember, let alone summarize in an intro. It felt like a century crammed into 365 days. Kanye ranted, weed was legalized, Lebron went Hollywood, every A-lister you can think of released an album … Read the rest
How to be the life of the party
By Frankie Hart, November 29 2018 —
Have you ever left a party thinking, ‘What kind of impression did I leave? How can I be fun and charismatic? Why is my butt wet?’ Say no more, friend. These tips will … Read the rest
How to convince yourself you’re just about to study for finals
By Frankie Hart, November 23 2018 —
Stuck in a rut? Procrastinating the day away? Watching a show that you’re barely paying attention to because you’re simultaneously scrolling through social media on your phone, which you are also barely paying … Read the rest