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Horoscopes for the weary commuter

By Jill Girgulis, January 26 2018 —

 

Aquarius

(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Your New Year’s resolution was to get in shape. Luckily, you live just across the street from the U of C bus loop, so you vow … Read the rest

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How will you get by this finals season?

By Usman Zia, November 23 2017 —

Sagittarius

(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

You want to take a few exam prep courses, but can’t stand the thought of losing a couple hundred bucks from your study snacks budget.

Capricorn

(Dec. … Read the rest

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We forecast your future involves snow

By Danielle Leong, November 7 2017 —

 

Scorpio 

(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

You will fall through a mysterious opening in the snow and enter a majestic underground tunnel that leads to the North Pole. Unfortunately, you’ll take a … Read the rest

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Your future looks very, very cold

By Derek Baker, October 31 2017 —

 

Scorpio 

(Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

A Christmas song will play on the radio this week. You will deliberately crash your car to make it stop.

 

Sagittarius 

(Nov. 22 – Dec. … Read the rest

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