By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 —
Deciding to make noodles at 4 a.m. was perhaps your first mistake. Doing this while distracted on your phone was the second. You’ve truly done the unthinkable — the seasoning package is swimming … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 —
It’s late and you have a hankerin’ for a midnight snack. You’re not committed enough to travel to the nearest fast food joint and get your fill but you won’t be satisfied by … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 —
Amidst parental panic about potential hazards facing children on the internet, a local mother is sharing concerns over messaging she found in her child’s video game. Hannah Hokes, mother of two, has been … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 —
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
Mercury is in retrograde, but you know what else it is? A hearing aid. Be sure to listen to your friends and family. Communication is a two-way … Read the rest
By Kristy Koehler, February 27 2019 —
Ah, Denny’s. The late-night haunt of drunk people and starving students and the early-morning refuge of senior citizens and hangover sufferers. Nothing cures a night of puking up a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice … Read the rest
By Beejal Parekh, February 14 2019 —
Denial:
Your phone buzzes. It’s probably Mom. Or maybe it’s a useless group project member with a thinly veiled excuse for why they haven’t completed their portion of the assignment. Oh shit, it’s … Read the rest
By Aneeka Sandhu, February 9 2019 —
Dating is hard. It’s even harder when you’re at university struggling to stay awake for a whole lecture, let alone trying to meet new people. This is why a growing number of students … Read the rest
By Calum Robertson, February 8 2018 —
Move over Mayans — the avian apocalypse is now. Don’t believe me? The signs of our last days on Earth are abundant. Haven’t you seen the increasing numbers of aggressive seagulls on campus? … Read the rest
By Anika Zaman, February 8 2018 —
Last Tuesday, the federal government released a new breathalyzer test determining the ‘chillness’ of police officers. Since then, police departments across the country have been trying to cope with this sudden policy change. … Read the rest
