By Susan Anderson, October 23 2014 —
On Tuesday, Oct. 21, second-year chemistry major Jason Lampman broke all sense of laboratory decency when he pipetted his 6 mol sodium hydroxide by mouth.
Lang is currently in a coma at Foothills … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, October 16 2014 —
Fifth-year geology major Arthur Langley, also known as that one guy on your Twitter feed who won’t stop complaining about pumpkin spice, was spotted last week leaving the MacHall Starbucks with the infamous … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, October 16 2014 —
The universe’s department for apocalypse policy and management revealed this week that the planned Ebola apocalypse has been delayed due to bureaucratic paperwork.
“Right now we’re simply swamped with claims and proposals for … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, October 2 2014 —
The Calgary Chamber of Commerce (CCC) threw its weight into the affordability and poverty debate this week by proposing a policy known as “negative minimum wage.”
The plan provides a blueprint for legislation … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, September 18 2014 —
Students registered in Statistics 361 this semester received a shocking blow to their futures when they discovered exactly how much the required course materials cost.
The required course pack, comprised of a single … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, September 18 2014 —
The Calgary Sun recently placed second in Macleans’ annual ranking of paper used to pick up dog shit, losing the coveted first place prize to bundles of Safeway coupons.
“Though we’re disappointed that … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, September 11 2014 —
The world is still reeling in excitement after a major company announced this week the release of a new thing that is just like the things you already own, only better.
“Today we’re … Read the rest