By Melanie Bethune, December 4 2014 —
After weeks of investigation, campus security has issued an official report condemning former Students Union vice-president student life Ben Cannon for operating an underground dog-fighting ring under the guise of “Pet Therapy.”
“What … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, November 27 2014 —
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) Or should we say, “swagittarius.” Take a break, relax and listen to the swaggy sounds of Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me.”
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) Have … Read the rest
By Fabian Mayer, November 27 2014 —
The University of Calgary is planning to introduce guidelines governing door etiquette after a student was involved in an accident she claims was caused by excessive door holding.
“I was on my way … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, November 20, 2014 —
After three and a half days of autumn, the chilly fingers of winter have tightened their grip around the city. If this is your first winter in Calgary, or if you need a … Read the rest
By Dawn Muenchrath, November 6, 2014 —
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22) After binge watching fashion TV, you will be inspired to try a new look. In time, you will come to your senses.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, October 30 2014 —
Whether you’re looking for a last-minute solution or you’re already planning ahead for next year, odds are you’ll want to show off your scariest costume at your next Halloween party or maybe you … Read the rest
By Susan Anderson, October 23 2014 —
On Tuesday, Oct. 21, second-year chemistry major Jason Lampman broke all sense of laboratory decency when he pipetted his 6 mol sodium hydroxide by mouth.
Lang is currently in a coma at Foothills … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, October 16 2014 —
Fifth-year geology major Arthur Langley, also known as that one guy on your Twitter feed who won’t stop complaining about pumpkin spice, was spotted last week leaving the MacHall Starbucks with the infamous … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, October 16 2014 —
The universe’s department for apocalypse policy and management revealed this week that the planned Ebola apocalypse has been delayed due to bureaucratic paperwork.
“Right now we’re simply swamped with claims and proposals for … Read the rest
By Andrew Kemle, October 2 2014 —
The Calgary Chamber of Commerce (CCC) threw its weight into the affordability and poverty debate this week by proposing a policy known as “negative minimum wage.”
The plan provides a blueprint for legislation … Read the rest