By Freeha Anjum, April 10 2025—
Recent sightings on campus suggest the threat of wild geese has returned this spring. How likely are you to be a victim?
1. A goose hisses at you (yes, hisses). You…
By Ayesha Kamran and Rabia Salman, April 9 2025—
Are you ready for finals? If you answered yes, then allow me to introduce “denial,” a river in Egypt and the first stage of grief. As finals week grows closer, you … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, April 2 2025—
In Dante’s Inferno, sinners faced eternal torment based on their earthly sins. But Dante never worked a summer job. Had he experienced modern seasonal employment, he might have reconsidered what true suffering looks like. … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, March 27 2025—
Looking to spice up your mundane university experience with a brush with the paranormal? Here’s your comprehensive guide to the spectral residents who failed their final exit from campus life.
1. The Taylor Institute … Read the rest
By Abbas Hussain, March 17 2025—
As students settle into their Winter 2025 routines at UCalgary, dramatic changes are on the horizon. While the first month brought the usual mix of new schedules, classes, and friendships, a wild surprise is … Read the rest
This article is a part of our humour section. We publish our poster critique yearly and all roasts are made in good spirits and not to be taken seriously. It takes courage to put your name … Read the rest
By Ayesha Kamran and Rabia Salman, February 24 2025—
Popularized through TikTok, a “hear me out” cake is a fun way to display the–questionable–fictional characters a person finds appealing. We listen and do not judge–if you judge us, we will … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, February 16 2025—
Alberta has announced an immediate ban on all Starbucks locations, with Premier Danielle Smith declaring the chain a “woke indoctrination center that forces honest Albertans to speak Italian.”
“One moment you’re ordering an iced … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, February 13 2025—
Choose your answers. Each one brings you closer to your inevitable fate.
1. You find a dead bird on your doorstep. You:
a) Name it and keep it as your Valentine’s date
b) Take … Read the rest
By Josie Simon, February 11 2025—
Aries (March 21–Apr.19): The Butterfly (Receiver)
Your rage issues and inability to wait for anything have turned foreplay into an Olympic sprint. The emergency room knows your name because you’ve kicked three partners in … Read the rest
