#BlackLivesMatter
By Gayathri Peringod, February 10 2019 —
Listen, you’re already having a bad day. You have five more hours of classes, you’re functioning on four hours of sleep and you’re weeks behind on your readings. And then you see him … Read the rest
By Gillian Darichuk, February 6 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You will feel nostalgic for the cartoons that sexually awakened you. Trying to find animated smut, you will stumble into a brony war, and you won’t be … Read the rest
By Anton Charpentier, February 5 2020 —
You probably read the headline and immediately thought “What is tantric sex, and how do I get into it?” Tantric sex is not necessarily sex, but sex often occurs while performing tantra. Tantra … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 23 2020 —
In the early afternoon of Jan. 20, a mess was forming in MacHall. A student was surrounded by a fortress-like collection of coffee cups, inconveniencing surrounding students from passing through. She was unaware … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ll be perturbed when checking Co–Star to see that its message is simply, “Where are you?” Oh god, you knew it. You’re living in a simulation.
Pisces… Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 17 2019 —
The Board of Governors took a vote on Jan. 10 to dramatically increase the presence of locusts on campus, from zero to upwards of 100,000. Students are understandably concerned about this decision, and … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, December 25 2019 —… Read the rest
By Anton Charpentier, December 18 2019—
Holiday shopping is tough and let’s face it, nobody wants to spend any time thinking about what to buy their loved ones for the most wonderful time of the year. With a glass of … Read the rest
By Rachael Grothe, December 6 2019 —
Third-year engineering student Sarah Gnugent certainly wasn’t expecting more than a few fun memories from her snowboarding trip over reading break, but what she received was a minor traumatic brain injury and, surprisingly, … Read the rest
