FLOWCHART: Can you diffuse the heated debate before it ruins Christmas?
By Frankie Hart, December 25 2019 —… Read the rest
Humour
A definitive holiday buying guide
By Anton Charpentier, December 18 2019—
Holiday shopping is tough and let’s face it, nobody wants to spend any time thinking about what to buy their loved ones for the most wonderful time of the year. With a glass of … Read the rest
Student miraculously aces final exams after snowboarding accident
By Rachael Grothe, December 6 2019 —
Third-year engineering student Sarah Gnugent certainly wasn’t expecting more than a few fun memories from her snowboarding trip over reading break, but what she received was a minor traumatic brain injury and, surprisingly, … Read the rest
Long-lost classmate makes appearance for final
By Mitali Pradhan, December 5 2019 —
Second-year student Stephanie Wick expressed concern for her missing classmate, Patrick Wood, after not seeing him in any of their classes following the first week.
“Patrick and I really hit it off … Read the rest
What is your New Year’s resolution?
By Frankie Hart, December 6 2019 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
After failing to reach your 2019 goal of becoming TikTok famous, you will resolve to make more reasonable resolutions.
Capricorn
(Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
You’ll resolve … Read the rest
How to get yourself motivated to work, you idiot
By Frankie Hart, November 29 2019 —
Do you often find yourself farting around, doing nothing of worth, despite being fully aware of everything that you should be doing? Do you often continue to do nothing of worth despite this … Read the rest
Our horoscopes know what hit 2019 song will define your semester
By Frankie Hart, November 28 2018 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
“Old Town Road” feat. Billy Ray Cyrus by Lil Nas X
Based on your final exam marks, you will either ride a horse or drink lean at … Read the rest
Disney properties you definitely, absolutely won’t pirate
By Frankie Hart, November 23 2019 —
Disney+ just launched, and many have already signed up for the $8.99 per month subscriptions that will kick in once they forget to cancel their free trials. It’s a very exciting time to … Read the rest
Local automatic shoe cleaning machine resents seasonal neglect
By Rachael Grothe, November 21 2019 —
Following a few typical early-autumn flurries dotting Calgary in recent weeks, seasonal automatic shoe cleaning machines have begun to crop up in buildings across the University of Calgary campus. The intention is that … Read the rest
Paper-writing tips for honest students
By Gillian Darichuk, November 20 2019 —
The time of due dates is upon us and we are all sick and tired of the inspirational step-by-step guides written by hopeful people who have been deceived into thinking that university students … Read the rest