By Gayathri Peringod, January 16 2018 —
Feeling bloated? Want to work off that holiday weight but terrified that people will realize you’ve never stepped foot in a gym? We’re here to help. I went to the gym at least … Read the rest
By Evan Lewis, January 15 2018 — A few days before the end of exam season, University of Calgary student James Svenssen traded his mortal soul to the Norse goddess of death, Hel, in exchange for moving up in the … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, January 12 2018 —
After a deluge of public outcry regarding the condemnable acts of a student on campus, the University of Calgary has finally taken decisive action. Fourth-year science student Ronny Roxborough will be expelled from … Read the rest
By Devin Aggarwal, January 9 2018 —
Only a few days into the new semester, the University of Calgary has already been shaken by a student’s disappearance. Colin Maxwell, a second-year Haskayne student, was last seen at a New Year’s … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, January 9 2017 —
As the remaining grades from the Fall 2017 semester trickle in, many students are anxiously checking myUofC to see whether they have been posted. But one student’s patience has been tested in particular.… Read the rest
By Derek Baker, January 8 2017 —
Capricorn
(Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
You’ll purchase a gym membership that comes with a challenge to do 20 classes within the month. You’ll procrastinate all month but managed to complete the challenge, … Read the rest
By Rachel Woodward, December 7 2017 —
The fidget toy craze have swept the nation as a way to maintain focus by keeping your hands busy. Unfortunately, spinners, cubes and other objects can get pretty expensive. But with a little … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, December 5 2017 —
The Animal Crossing series is a childhood video game staple. I personally spent countless hours as a kid pushing villagers around, trying to get them to talk to one another so they’d wear … Read the rest
By Lady Marmalade, December 5 2017 —
December is finally here, which means the weather is getting colder, your bank account is shrinking and the trees are lit as hell. With these smooth moves, your sex life can be lit … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, December 4 2017 —
Sagittarius
(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
While on an Alaskan cruise, you’ll break into the ship’s cockpit and play “My Heart Will Go On” over the intercom. The crew won’t find this … Read the rest
