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What U of C students say about sex

If you see someone walking around MacHall dressed as a vagina,  you aren’t in the middle of a weird dream — it’s just Sex Week. A collaboration between various campus groups, the University of Calgary’s annual week of dildo-ring-tossing, condom … Read the rest

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Your future rhymes

By Melanie Woods, January 19 2016 —

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You will be approached by a stranger in gold who will fuck you over and give you a cold.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

While … Read the rest

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2016’s most anticipated album releases

January 19, 2016 —

Each new year brings excitement for the upcoming months. Inching another semester closer to graduation. Following through on countless resolutions. And, of course, upcoming album releases.

While there’s a lot going on all over the pop … Read the rest

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‘Tis the season for the future

By Melanie Woods, December 1 2015 —

 

Sagittarius 

(Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Your significant other will purchase you a knock-off Minions bodypillow for the holidays. Your “goggle-wearing villain assistant” will keep you warm during the dark, cold nights.… Read the rest

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