By Frankie Hart, September 6 2018 —
Virgo
(Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
You don’t know what these kids are saying anymore. Orange justice? Fortnight? Can you ‘tea pose’ with spilled tea? Though you resolved to decrypt the language of … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, September 5 2018 —
The student debt is too real, folks. Just because you need to cut down on some bills doesn’t mean you should sacrifice nutrition! These thrifty tips will keep you fed and frugal.
Campus … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, September 3 2018 —
With the legalization of cannabis en route for October, the film department is introducing FILM 420: ‘Exploration of Stoner Cinema’ in time for students to legally access the full stoner experience.
Although some … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, April 25 2018 —
The start of spring at the University of Calgary campus brings sighs of relief for most. Students are finally liberated from academic responsibilities after exams and are free to relax, go on vacation … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, April 12 2017 —
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
A peer will throw up on your shirt. If the resulting shape resembles a heart, it’s a good sign for your love life. If it’s a dollar … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, March 14 2018 —
Have you ever felt lost trying to navigate the University of Calgary’s list of classes trying to assemble your schedule? Take this quiz to find out if you can distinguish classes offered from … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 —
You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 14 2018 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Upon realizing all of your female friends actually have a Valentine, you will spend “Galentine’s Day” with your favourite cat. Paws before bras.
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 7 2018 —
The world of sexting is difficult to traverse, from the whimsical heights of the wordplay mountains to the terrifying depths of the dick-pic caves. This mysterious land is expanded even further thanks to … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 31 2018 —
A small electrical fire broke out this morning on the third floor of the Taylor Family Digital Library. After a brief investigation, staff discovered that the fire resulted from overheating computers that were … Read the rest
