By Fabian Mayer, March 12 2015 —
A Gauntlet investigation has revealed that the majority of the bake sales held in Science B have been selling goods that contain marijuana and other mind-altering drugs.
Eating cakes or brownies made with … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, March 5 2015 —
1. Scramble them with some cheese and bell peppers.
2. Get together with a group of vagabonds and throw them at a political leader’s home, streaking his beautiful paned windows with the slick … Read the rest
By Kate Jacobson, March 5 2015 —
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
In a Freaky Friday series of events, you will wake up in the body of Michael Cera. There will be no going back. This is your … Read the rest
By Sean Willett, February 26 2015 —
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
When you wake up one morning from unsettling dreams, you will find yourself changed in your bed into a monstrous vermin.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) … Read the rest
By Melanie Woods, February 26 2015 —
Full-time English students often have to read two or three novels a week. Add jobs, extracurriculars and other classwork, and many students resort to shortcuts to bypass reading the actual novel.
Professor John … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 12 2015 —
Dining options for students in residence have never been ideal. From the monotonous dining centre menu to the warm allure of Kraft Dinner, students without full kitchens are left with little room for … Read the rest
By Derek Baker, February 12 2015 —
The Haskayne School of Business is expecting faculty layoffs after a heated game of Monopoly turned violent last week.
The chairs of various departments in Haskayne host a board games night every Wednesday. … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —
In addition to the usual workshops offered during Sex Week, the University of Calgary Students’ Union will host a communal orgy for all students and faculty. Officially called the “MacHall Bacchanal Sex Ball,” … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, February 5 2015 —
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You will soon discover that strip Settlers of Catan is a real thing and within 24 hours you’ll be naked in your office attempting to barter three … Read the rest
By Melanie Bethune, January 22 2015 —
MacHall construction:
Early plans show that MacHall will be demolished and replaced with a very large hole that leads to nowhere. The very large hole’s bottom is unknown, and its edges are sloped … Read the rest