Three purr-fect dates for Valentine’s Day
By Jill Girgulis, February 12 2016 —
Not everyone is in a serious romantic relationship. There’s no shame in being single on Valentine’s Day, but if you’re feeling a little lonely, online dating site Fancy Felines is here to help. Here are three hand-picked singles that are ready to mingle.
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Hector
Age: 12
Three words to describe yourself: Youthful, sharp, suave
One emoji to describe yourself:
Favorite movie: Legally Blonde
Favorite pastime: Arguing
Relationship interest: I am a smooth talker looking for a smart girl who comes close to matching my intellectual capabilities.
Career status: Pre-pre-law
Political view: Republicat
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Ritz
Age: 3
Three words to describe yourself: Quirky, shy, special
One emoji to describe yourself:
Favorite movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Favorite pastime: Recreating the Sphinx out of Legos
Relationship interest: Just because I’ve got a fancy name doesn’t mean I’m a fancy guy. I promise that if you get to know me you’ll see my playful side emerge. I just want a nice girl to eat crackers with.
Career status: Construction worker
Political view: New Democratic Purrrty
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Benedict
Age: 1
Three words to describe yourself: tall, British, fierce
One emoji to describe yourself:
Favorite movie: The Imitation Game
Favorite pastime: Photobombing
Relationship interest: Let me make one thing clear — I’m looking for a serious relationship. It’s that simple. If you want a fling, try the pet store.
Career status: Silent film actor
Political view: Commeownist