By Evan Lewis, February 13 2020 —
A survey performed in early January demonstrated that students at the University of Calgary are dissatisfied with the commute required in order to attend the university.
(They tried to stop me in the … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 13 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
In preparation for your date, you’ll practice your little surprise strip-tease dance only to accidentally slip and knock yourself unconscious.
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
In … Read the rest
By Blake Business, February 10 2020 —
In the age of the internet, it may feel like the question to all answers is just a Google search away. But what about more nuanced, intimate questions? Amidst Sex Week and Valentine’s … Read the rest
By Gayathri Peringod, February 10 2019 —
Listen, you’re already having a bad day. You have five more hours of classes, you’re functioning on four hours of sleep and you’re weeks behind on your readings. And then you see him … Read the rest
By Anton Charpentier, February 5 2020 —
You probably read the headline and immediately thought “What is tantric sex, and how do I get into it?” Tantric sex is not necessarily sex, but sex often occurs while performing tantra. Tantra … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 23 2020 —
In the early afternoon of Jan. 20, a mess was forming in MacHall. A student was surrounded by a fortress-like collection of coffee cups, inconveniencing surrounding students from passing through. She was unaware … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ll be perturbed when checking Co–Star to see that its message is simply, “Where are you?” Oh god, you knew it. You’re living in a simulation.
Pisces… Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 17 2019 —
The Board of Governors took a vote on Jan. 10 to dramatically increase the presence of locusts on campus, from zero to upwards of 100,000. Students are understandably concerned about this decision, and … Read the rest
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