Quiz: Which fictional character are you in the workplace?
By Josie Simon, January 27 2025—
Your coworker keeps stealing your lunch from the break room fridge. You:
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How to write a résumé that only your mom would love
By Ayesha Kamran and Rabia Salman, January 24 2025—
Are you struggling to find a job? Is the adult world becoming too difficult to navigate? Do you want to put your best foot forward in the soul-sucking, self-esteem-destroying corporate world? … Read the rest
Fake news: Market Mall fires Santa
By Abbas Hussain, December 24 2024—
Welcome to the festive Christmas season, filled with delightful treats and plenty of jolly fun. It’s that time of year when you can sit back, enjoy a cup of hot coffee, and watch the … Read the rest
Which holiday mascot is your zodiac sign
By Leigh Patrick, December 24 2024—
December ushers in a flurry of snow alongside the delightful chaos of holiday decorating. Everyone has a festive mascot that feels just right. There’s a holiday symbol for every personality, whether a jolly snowman … Read the rest
How the majors are celebrating the holidays
By Laura Beldor, December 24 2024—
‘Tis the season when university students get a much-needed break from their studies. Once classes are finished and the last exams have been completed, many students will spend their free time celebrating the holidays. … Read the rest
An engineering and a sociology student walk into a bar: A short story
By Abbas Hussain, December 19 2024—
An Engineering and a Sociology student walk into a bar. This wasn’t just any bar; it was an eccentric venue perched atop a towering building that hosted one of the nation’s most prestigious law … Read the rest
BREAKING: University of Calgary to host the next season of Love is Blind
By Ayesha Kamran and Rabia Salman, December 11 2024
The University of Calgary is excited to host the next season of Netflix’s hit reality TV series, Love Is Blind. Soon, 28 adult students will attempt to find love in specially-designed … Read the rest
The essential foods to survive finals season (and keep your GPA alive)
By Dana ELRufaei, December 11 2024—
With finals approaching, it’s time to set aside meal prep dreams and embrace the ultimate power foods of academia: the sodium-loaded, caffeine-laden and occasionally expired staples that keep students going. Forget the traditional Food … Read the rest
Horoscopes: Are you on the naughty or nice list?
By Josie Simon, December 9 2024—
The famous naughty or nice list is almost ready in Santa’s workshop. Guess what — everyone’s on the naughty list this year. Let’s look at the sins against Santa each zodiac sign has committed.… Read the rest
Justin Trudeau and Danielle Smith are cousins
By Elizabeth Raymond, December 6 2024—
A secret long concealed from Canadians has now emerged: Justin Trudeau and Danielle Smith are cousins. This revelation promises an interesting ride for the nation. Imagine the awkward family vacations where their political differences … Read the rest