Humour

Top three classes to take this fall semester

By Jill Girgulis, September 17 2015 — 

Every program has a lengthy list of requirements you should obey if you have any hope of finishing your degree in a reasonable amount of time. This is university — you don’t exactly … Read the rest

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Horoscopes: September 17

By Wei Shen Tan, September 17 2015 —

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Tomorrow morning you will be faced with the harrowing dilemma of wearing a t-shirt with a bedazzled grumpy cat or a tiger-striped sweater with the word … Read the rest

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Top-five tips for Thursden

By Melanie Woods, September 10 2015 —

The Den’s official student appreciation night, known as Thursden, is a night of drunken debauchery and poor choices. Every Thursday, students gather at the Den to dance, drink and do things they’ll regret … Read the rest

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We take the future very seriously

By Jason Herring, September 10 2015 —

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) You will get unreasonably angry when your favourite Vietnamese sub restaurant raises their prices by 50 cents.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You will get trapped … Read the rest

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Horoscopes: September 3

By Melanie Woods, September 3 2015 —

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) While dancing to Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” at Thursden, an unknown stranger will slap you in the face with a large bass fish before retreating … Read the rest

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