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Three purr-fect dates for Valentine’s Day

By Jill Girgulis, February 12 2016 —

Not everyone is in a serious romantic relationship. There’s no shame in being single on Valentine’s Day, but if you’re feeling a little lonely, online dating site Fancy Felines is here to help. Here are three hand-picked singles that are ready to mingle.


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Courtesy Torley

Age: 12

Three words to describe yourself: Youthful, sharp, suave

One emoji to describe yourself: emoji_set_153

Favorite movie: Legally Blonde

Favorite pastime: Arguing

Relationship interest: I am a smooth talker looking for a smart girl who comes close to matching my intellectual capabilities.

Career status: Pre-pre-law

Political view: Republicat

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Courtesy Nickolas Tikov

Age: 3

Three words to describe yourself: Quirky, shy, special

One emoji to describe yourself: 6d5a25b6b679412b8211a9f717d81366

Favorite movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Favorite pastime: Recreating the Sphinx out of Legos

Relationship interest: Just because I’ve got a fancy name doesn’t mean I’m a fancy guy. I promise that if you get to know me you’ll see my playful side emerge. I just want a nice girl to eat crackers with.

Career status: Construction worker

Political view: New Democratic Purrrty

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Courtesy Goyon Moree

Age: 1

Three words to describe yourself: tall, British, fierce

One emoji to describe yourself: c21e2d2ba6794449a5c644922ec6ee7e

Favorite movie: The Imitation Game

Favorite pastime: Photobombing

Relationship interest: Let me make one thing clear — I’m looking for a serious relationship. It’s that simple. If you want a fling, try the pet store.

Career status: Silent film actor

Political view: Commeownist


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