By Rodrigo Verney, July 18 2022—
In a wild turn of events, Disney recently bought Disney after the CEO was “bored out of his mind.” The transaction was done through a “withdraw-deposit” method, a process in which Disney’s CEO withdraws … Read the rest
By Sophia Lopez, July 8 2022—
The head of the worldwide Catholic Church Pope Francis has officially landed in Calgary this morning, just in time for the Stampede.
While the weather in Vatican City seems quite better than in Calgary … Read the rest
By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, July 8 2022—
Stampede — or endearingly called ‘Pede — season is here. How will the signs spend it this year?
CANCER(June 21 – July 22):
Making plans with your friends this Stampede season will … Read the rest
By Ava Zardynezhad, July 7 2022—
Back when he won the Oscar for his portrayal of the Joker, Joaquin Phoenix said, “Contrary to popular belief, I don’t want to rock the boat.” Well, the recent news of a Joker sequel … Read the rest
By Rodrigo Verney, July 6 2022—
The trade rumours finally came to an end during the 2022 NBA draft night. LeBron James, Lakers star, general manager, owner, and father, traded his teammate Russell Westbrook after a heated debate in a … Read the rest
By Riley Stovka, June 30 2022—
It all started with a cough.
An assistant in the Registrar’s office responsible for drafting the convocation lists compiling the names of every student graduating from the University of Calgary this semester to be … Read the rest
By Roog Kubur, Valery Perez, Sophia Lopez, Aymen Sherwani, Julieanne Acosta, Ava Zardynezhad, Megan Koch, June 21 2022—
If there’s one thing that unites every person who isn’t a cisgender, heterosexual (cishet) man, it’s having been harassed by a cishet … Read the rest
By Mihret Amdu Yirgeta, June 20 2022—
Over the past couple of years, and especially over the past few months, the University of Calgary’s main campus has been under heavy construction. With the recent completion of Haskayne’s Mathison Hall and … Read the rest
By Ramiro Bustamante Torres, June 17 2022—
Summer is upon us and with it, new adventures and shenanigans commence — along with new problems. What’s in store for the signs’ #HotGirlSummer?
GEMINI(May 21 – June 21):
This is your … Read the rest
By Sophia Lopez, June 7 2022—
On Monday morning, a Zoology student from the University of Calgary was viciously attacked by geese on campus while collecting feces for their thesis. Out of respect for the victim, the Gauntlet has chosen … Read the rest
