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Sabrina Carpenter’s Short N’ Sweet exposes the signs’ personality traits 

By Andreea Timis, September 6 2024— 

Sabrina Carpenter’s fame isn’t just attributed to her vocal talents – but also to her raw honesty. Her new album, Short N’ Sweet, forces each sign to face the harsh truth regarding their personalities.  

Aries (March 21–April 19): “Please Please Please” 

Your impulsivity ensures there is no temptation you can’t resist – even if it ultimately leads to your downfall. “Please Please Please” reveals your tendency to take a leap of faith and hope everything falls into place – or in this case, hope others won’t disappoint you.  

Taurus (April 20–May 20): “Taste” 

Your fierce loyalty extends to one small complication – you dislike sharing. “Taste” represents your possessive, stubborn nature. Once you’ve marked your territory, no one can escape your lingering taste.  

Gemini (May 21–June 20): “Juno” 

By nature, you are at the mercy of duality. As outlined in “Juno,” one side of you might already be a handful, but two can be an enticingly dangerous combination.  

Cancer (June 21–July 22): “Bed Chem” 

You don’t just seek emotional connection – chemistry is just as vital. “Bed Chem” speaks to the intensity of the connections you make. Chemistry is a catalyst for attraction in all aspects of your sign’s life.  

Leo (July 23–August 22): “Lie to Girls” 

You are keenly aware of your attractive nature. Your natural leadership abilities promptly boost your confidence – and not necessarily in a good way. “Lie to Girls” exposes your tendency to turn confidence into arrogance. You know you don’t need to lie – your irresistibility clouds judgment enough to warrant immediate forgiveness.  

Virgo (August 23–September 22): “Sharpest Tool” 

Your practical approach to life leaves you grounded and cautious – but even you are not invincible to the pains of heartbreak. “Sharpest Tool” depicts your vulnerable side that refuses to acknowledge the truth. Moving on can be difficult – and you’d rather just endure the pain a bit longer.  

Libra (September 23–October 22): “Slim Pickins” 

You are infamously known as the most indecisive sign. The scales constantly tip one way or another, often never reaching equal balance. “Slim Pickins” perfectly captures your pickiness – if you can’t choose between your preferences, you will settle for what’s available.  

Scorpio (October 23–November 21): “Dumb & Poetic” 

You can smell bullshit from a mile away. “Dumb & Poetic” represents your sharp ability to see right through any façade. Although you risk heartache, your aversion to dishonesty outplays any tolerance of self-deception.  

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21): “Good Graces” 

You embody the all-or-nothing ultimatum presented in “Good Graces.” You clearly outline your intentions and expect nothing less. People are careful to stay in your good graces – no one else can turn love into hatred quite like you.  

Capricorn (December 22–January 19): “Coincidence” 

You are the biggest masters of self-control – until pushed to the breaking point. The condescending tone in “Coincidence” mirrors your passive-aggressive reaction to betrayal. Discipline might be your forte, but there are no coincidences in deception.  

Aquarius (January 20–February 18): “Don’t Smile” 

Independence is your biggest strength – and ultimately, your biggest ruin. “Don’t Smile” speaks directly to your aloof side. Beware of your tendency to disengage – you have just as much to lose as everyone else.  

Pisces (February 19–March 20): “Espresso” 

You can’t relate to desperation – you already have it all. “Espresso” fully captures your addictive, boundless personality. You live your life freely, and people adore you the more for it – it’s just that you espresso.  

This article is part of our humour section.


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