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Spice up your sex life with these hot tips


By Frankie Hart, January 31 2017 —

Sometimes having sex exclusively missionary style, under the covers, lights off between 8:00 – 10:00 p.m. on a Friday night just doesn’t have the same kick it used to. To add some excitement to your vanilla sex life, try some of these hot tips.

Spice it up:

Add some literal spice to your sex life. Did you know that you can use hot sauce as lube? Try Sriracha, Tabasco or Frank’s Red Hot. Mama mia — that’s a spicy meatball.

Communicate with your partner:

Suggest to your partner you both say your most desired kinks out loud at the same time. When you say “respect and communication,” your partner will be so overcome by your romantic side that this is the perfect opportunity to tell them that you also have a thing for golden showers.

Get ethereal:

Want to have a spiritual experience with your partner? Try using crystals! Mix and match different types of crystals for the desired effect. Remember to keep a large shard handy so that if your partner turns out to be a demon, you can use it to strike them in the chest and instantly kill them.

It’s all about trust:

Did you know that direct communication is useful not only in a romantic relationship but also in your sex life? Wow.

Go over the edge:

Adding an element of danger during intercourse can be very exciting. Wait until your partner is on the edge of climax and then challenge them to beat you at Rainbow Road in Mario Kart.

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